donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via fake-mermaid)

People always talk about uniqueness and spontaneity. But when they encounter someone with those qualities, all of the sudden they turn away

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

(via forgave)